Mosh Rules

1. Dont wanna get hit? Dont jump in the pit

2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit

3. If someone falls, pick them up

4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.

5. Dont throw kicks or punches

6. Dont be a douche bag

7. Stay hydrated

8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)

9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way

10. Have fun

These are some Mosh Rules.
Mosh Rules: There they are

by The_broseph69 January 23, 2016

MAL Rule

Or "MyAnimeList Rule", It's a rule that says: If you see someone who wrote a great review, his favorite works are probably bad when you check his profile.

His review was really great but he likes cheap works, he's a good example of MAL Rule lmao.

by Anonimsus September 16, 2023

No-Period-Rule

A slang that is a rule that does not use a period at the end.

My name is Goku
I just used the No-Period-Rule
A slang that is a rule that does not use a period at the end.

by TheGokuGod May 3, 2018

Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".

Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!

by MrBober June 19, 2021

teenage rules

Fucked and boring.

Drown the youth with useless warnings, teenage rules they're fucked and boring. -blink 182

by Betterthanjosie June 15, 2017

Rule 201X

If it exists, there is a Megalovania of it.

Alternative Name: Rule 100 (Megalovania is the 100th song in the Undertale OST)
Origin: A parody of Rule 34 (If it exists, there is porn of it.). 201X is the year that the events of Undertale take place.

1: Hey, do you know if there are any Power Rangers Megalovanias out there?
2: Rule 201X.

by Shugunou February 10, 2022

The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.

I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011