queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.

do not queef in public!

by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022

Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors

Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better

by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022

queef laughing

It's when you laugh so hard that you queef 69 million times in a row

"I was queef laughing when I saw the size of his dick"

by sayumtheyayum July 18, 2021

Queef Cannon

Slang for vagina

She's got quite the queef cannon..

by Manvstaco July 19, 2021

Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!

"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "

by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.

under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "

by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021