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Poop Punch

To punch someone hard enough in the stomach to make them poop.
I gave Tommy a good ol poop punch and he shit himself
by jerrythepooppuncher February 21, 2009
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Dragon Punch

When a girl is giving you head and then you cum on the girls face or in her mouth. After the act is finished you remove your penis from her mouth and then punch her in the face - causing her to bleed profusely and spew blood from her face like she is breathing fire.
Oh man, after I got a blow job from my girl last night I gave her a dragon punch.
by Scraggles211 May 22, 2011
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Chloroform Punch

The act of soaking one's hand in chloroform, and then punching someone in the face. The end result will be the person is either knocked unconscious from the chloroform or the punch to the face.
I knew she wasn't going to say 'yes' if I asked her to Prom, so I just chloroform punched her and dragger her there.
by Tyson the Bastard May 22, 2006
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Donkey Punch

Most commonly known as punching your partner in the back of the head right before orgasm to tighten the vagina or anus. But, this is now known as the Republican solution for the economy. Where they bend over the common working man (mostly democrats) by taking away their tax breaks and giving them to the rich business men with the idea of a trickle down effect (The anal sex) and then to enjoy it more at the workers expense the business then use the tax breaks to buy a new car and mansion for their own pleasure.( The punch in the back of the head for added pleasure)
Scott Walkers new bill to take away collective bargaining and benefits from state workers is like a donkey punch to our under paid and under appreciated educators.
by peakaboooo February 16, 2011
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cootchie punch

When a boxing glove on spring comes out of the area (around or out of)a cootchie and punches you right when you're about to get some. See the intro to Lupin III.
by M. Nelson June 5, 2004
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punch the clown

When I was angry, I punched the clown.
by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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baby punch

by blow yourself November 14, 2007
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