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post jacks syndrome

Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:

flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover

tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness

slight depression

In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Yeah lad i’ve some mad post jacks syndrome after last night
by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022
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Post-courtesy years

The period of life, observed in the elderly, where the rules of polite conversation and overt public embarrassment are no longer followed. People in their post-courtesy years see no need to be polite and blurt out exactly what they think, regardless of how embarrassing or unkind it is to the subject or surrounding parties. Often manifests in the late 70's.
Grandma in her post-courtesy years, said "My son-in-law has a big nose just like yours."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
by Heymercury April 21, 2010
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Post Showtime Depression

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post Poultry Depression

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
by Chael67 March 2, 2011
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
mugGet the Post-Score Hookupmug.

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
mugGet the Post-Score Hookupmug.

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