Tit Zoo

A display of tits from around the world to pleasure all viewers. Some titys in the zoo are: orangutan titys, small titys, and big titys.
My teacher took us on a feild trip to the tit zoo to show us a wide range of exotic titys.
by Patrick Kar April 11, 2008
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tit leak

The accidental exposure of one's tit. Unlike sideboob, tit leak is always unintentional and may occur from head-on as well as from the side.
Girl 1: Hey, good morning!

Girl 2: Dude, close your bathrobe, you've got some mad tit leak.
by newsvava February 11, 2009
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shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.
Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl
by rubiks19 June 25, 2010
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tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.
I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.
by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005
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tit flop

When a woman flashes her breasts by pulling them up and out of the neckline of her shirt and lets them flop onto her chest against the fabric of her shirt.
Jane was at Mardi Gras last month and she was asked to flash her tits for beads. She chose to tit flop them instead of pulling up her her shirt and it avoided her having to show her belly.
by Peter Binder May 03, 2008
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weak tit

A phrase meaning lame, disappointing, generally not cutting it.
Some guys watching a sporting event in which one of the athletes muffs it:

"That was weak tit man"
by Latenite June 07, 2006
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nip tits

The temperature in which you are fucking freezing...and at times the nipples tend to hurt and expand....often times visible through the T-Shirt.
by aPiZzLe October 14, 2007
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