mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.

Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.

by QuacksO October 26, 2020

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Glasses

Something smart asses where on there fat heads and 99% of the time people who wear glasses name starts with a, c, m or k

That nerd is wearing glasses

by Ads's best friend February 7, 2023

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Tap The Glass

To tap the glass is to act on impulse, make bad decisions, and flying like a cat.

“Yo suby’s coming to pick me up”

“Don’t tap the glass buddy”

by BOBRO3000 September 3, 2025

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Glasses

Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.

It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023

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Glass Pill

Glasspilling is an act similar to redpilling but unlike redpilling, it is the act of empathizing with a party's opposing perceptions and positions on a topic where all parties differ in opinion causing a feeling of internal conflict. The pill isn't red, blue, or any color which represents the conflicted empty feeling one may feel after empathizing with multiple opposing positions.

@culturestigma

Version 1: I’m gonna take the Glasspill and say I empathize with Sally on why she wanted to kill John, but I also empathize with John on why he wanted to kill Sally and I can’t entirely agree with it.

Version 2: I understand why white people are afraid of black people but also understand why black people hate white people. Both positions are valid in my eyes; I can't agree or disagree with either position. I'm glass pilled.

by Olly Anime June 4, 2023

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