easter egg

A party trick performed with the male genitalia, specifically where the testicle(s) are stretched tight against the abdomen to resemble the said object.

"Look at that brilliantly performed Easter Egg. Five stars!!!!"

by Maur Schtupedschit June 22, 2005

scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

by Shakira Jones March 12, 2006

bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

by Taylor Mckenzie April 05, 2008

Cadbury egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Kelly wanted a cadbury egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate.

by Cadburied May 03, 2007

Scotch egg

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Can I lick your scotch egg?

by Sarah March 08, 2004

Egg head

A person who is believed to have an IQ of a rock on this Earth. Meaning they are stupid.

Rick: Yo James

James: *awkwardly stares at Rick*

Rick: Uh, hello James are you gonna respond?

James: *Still is on complete silence*

Rick: Oh that's right, James is an Egg head. Oops

by Hat boy January 17, 2014

eat the eggs

"Eggs" was slang in the 1920s for "rich". The term "eat the rich" has been gaining traction from young millennials and zoomers as a meme. Since the 20s are coming around again as the 2020s, "eat the eggs" seems like the only logical response to rich humans.

An egg: "Taxing the rich is insensitive. People who don't work for their money deserve to starve."

A person: "Looks like it's time to eat the eggs."

by littlemilodog December 16, 2019