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Oliver

A person that is said to have the biggest penis in the world; usually around 12-16 inches!
Who’s that person with the biggest penis in the world?

Oliver!
by Ionknowbro July 10, 2022
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oliver goatdirt

oliver is the NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD MEET. like you would literally love him so much as soon as you met him. he is obsessed with monster and skates!!! he also calls you babe all the time which is the cutest thing ever lol.... also if you get an oli just know that HE CAN SOMETIMES BE SENSITIVE AND CHECK ON HIM AT ALL TIMES period. also, olis are very good at minecraft and you should cheer them on at ALL times! again, olis are so loveable and kind you couldn't even imagine it....... like he is so ADORABLE and just one of the best people like oh em ge. the way he is so TRUTHFUL AND AMAZING just blows you away!! you could always trust him no matter what, you could tell him everything and he would be there - olis are so perfect once you get to know them and when you get to know them YOU CANT SPEND ANY TIME WITHOUT THEM. he makes you feel safe and gets worried about you easily and it is literally so cute oh em GEES. you can't help but just adore the things he does and how he feels for other people its just shocking how amazing a person can be.

he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE
who is that?
that is oliver goatdirt, say hi G0ATDIRT
he's so kind
by pseudonym is a roblox cafe wor December 20, 2020
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Oliver

A cool dude that is respectable but doesn't really value themselves enough. The opposite of a parasite but can get clingy, like slime.
Ooh look, a wild OLIVER appeared!
by DragonDev22 June 12, 2024
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Olive

Honestly, one of the most dumbest people alive. Who ever has a name like that is probably a fucking green olive.
Wow, olive is a dumbass
by Theismann August 25, 2022
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Oliver

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers
“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^
by @345kami May 16, 2022
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the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.
Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more
by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023
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Oliver

A sexual introvert, afraid of everybody. Only cares about grades - believes that his year 7 test results will determine his success in life.

Also has a tiny penis
In a party

Person 1: Omg hes such an oliver
Person 2: I know right, hes just hiding in the corner
by truguy69420 March 26, 2019
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