Milk cricket 

my girlfriend janiya

me: shut up

her: no
me what did you say you little milk cricket ?

Milk cricket by ho3sluvvcurtcurt November 23, 2023

Milk Fic 

The fanfic was first published in February 2011 on swirlshakeitup's Livejournal. Infamous in 2011 - 2014, it was Brendon giving Ryan a milk enema. It eventually started to be picked up by other fandoms and used as copypastas just replacing their names (most popular being Smosh, Dan & Phil, MCR etc.) Because of numerous instances of the fic being copied, the author took the original down in December 2012.

"I just realized it's been 12 years since the milk fic came out."

"WHY would you remind me of that?"

Milk Fic by aariana November 26, 2023

Milk Stevens 

(Noun) The yellow smoke in a bong or gravity bong.

Wow dude, that geeb is a milk stevens!

Milk Stevens by Bigmoochiesauce December 3, 2023

Milk From the Coconut 

Ah, it's getting sour by the hour
(Cut me)
Tough nut, don't crack
Shake my tree and I'll attack
No cut, skin deep
Secrets that you try to keep
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Don't you break my shell
I say "hey, hey, you!"
'Cause I know you well
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now I see the sign
I've got you finally beat
So baby walk those feet
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Bye, bye, play thing
Did you have me dancing on a string?
Show time, bad turn
The party's over, took me time to learn
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Did you pop it again?
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now your bullet's done
I say "hey, hey, you!"
You wanna shoot the fruit?
Well if you hit the shy
You're gonna run me dry

You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Food for thought to make you hunger
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Nearly had me going under
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Turn me up and let me shaking
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Sneaking time but I was waiting
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
You cut me down
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Who took the drink from everything?
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
I'll give you hell, you broke my shell
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Coconut!
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut

Milk From the Coconut by Gothic Miscreant December 3, 2023

milk finger 

It's the dangly bit between a man's legs, otherwise known as a dick, donger, peepee etc.

He had to stuff his milk finger down her throat to shut her up.

milk finger by Cat-thulhu December 7, 2023

Milk in the basement 

"Milk in the basement" is a saying used when a complicated situation has been resolved.

Ingrid: "Did you end up resolving your issues with her? Or is there still beef between ya'll?"
Lindsey: "We talked about it yesterday. It's all milk in the basement at this point".
Ingrid: "Nice"

Milk in the basement by itsallmilkinthebasement December 15, 2023

Milk Appreciation Week 

Starting on the second week of January the alleged time frame of the first known historic consumption of milk. During this week milk drinks are recommended to drink and support public appreciation milk. Addition empowering closeted milk drinks to be true to their nature.

You guys it’s Milk Appreciation Week. Finally a week comfortably publicly express my enjoyment of milk.

Milk Appreciation Week by W. D. Scroll December 23, 2023