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John Jay Middle School 

A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!
"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."
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east windsor middle school 

A school with ho’s, racist teachers, girls that not only ugly but can not twerk for shit, they break their backs at party’s. They all think they are cool, but they are not. Lots of white students. The school is just trashy in general!!!
Do you know that school called East Windsor Middle School?

Yea it’s that trashy school near broad Brook right?

Palm Harbor Middle School

That one school that has all the bad teachers but good kids. Shit happens everyday and that's what makes it Palm Harbor Middle School. Memes and skaters and all that shit exists.
Palm Harbor Middle School is goated.

Stone Hill Middle School 

Stone Hill Middle School is located in Ashburn Virginia also known as “CASHburn”, where if your house cost less than $500,000 then it’s considered “ghetto”. This school is full of curry munching try hard cunts. The students here normally cry there faces off when receiving below a 97 on a math test. It’s a hard life to be a while kid at stone hill because you must get all A’s and B’s or or considered slow. Let’s not forget stone hills famous line “OFF AND AWAY” were if you have your phone out it gets taken away by the school for three whole weeks!!! Also, our nutty eighth grade civics teacher and previous stripper hold a nice place in stone hills staff.
Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”

Mark: “more like stone hell”

Golden Ring Middle School 

Golden Ring Middle School is a shitty middle school in the Rosedale area in Baltimore County, Maryland. It’s full of ghetto, and ratchet kids. If you attended there you were either a show off or the kid who got picked on by everyone else. The teachers there aren’t any better and there’s a fight every week.
You go to Golden Ring Middle School? I feel bad for you

mckee middle school 

a school thats sucks worse than any other!!!
I hate going to Mckee middle school
mckee middle school by 8313427 April 1, 2008

Holly Middle School 

A middle school located in Holly, Michigan known for cunt teachers. People vape and use their phones during class and expect not to get caught and when they do get caught they act like total dumbasses. There's some weird German kid who acts like a Nazi, 1 large group of people singing shit like all star, country roads, etc... The school is filled with thots, furries, and the LGBTQ community who force you to be one of them, kinda like a cult. There's a perverted gym teacher who makes you do activities just so he can look at the girls ass in the classroom. Apparently the French teacher has a picture of a naked girl under his desk, I don't know about that one tho, you get dress coded for stupid shit, half the time it's people's shoulders that you can see. Overall HMS is a total mad house, the food isn't even fresh most of the time or just tastes terrible, so that adds to the madness. It's got 2.2 stars on google maps. If you were planning on going to this school, just take to heart what I've described, it's for your own good.
Tim: Your daughter is in 5th grade, what middle school is she going to?

Sam: trying to avoid Holly Middle School as much as possible.

Tim: why?

Sam: I don't want my daughter in a environment where the LGBTQ community is forcing people to become one of them.

Tim: but ain't it close to your house?

Sam: yeah it's closer to my house, if I can't find a good middle school to send her to, then she's going to Holly Middle School. Hopefully I can find a better middle school for her.

Tim: want me to help you out?

Sam: if you have time then sure, I can use some help.

Tim: alright, I'll let you use my assistance to find a good middle school for your daughter.

Sam: thank you so much!

Tim: no problem!