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An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
Girl who is too bloody stubborn.Knows way too much random shit seems like a bitch but probably the best person in the fucking world that and has a banging body but also pretty promiscuous. Acts like satans daughter when pissed but when she happpy fucking worldclass friend. Fucking keeper
She's a Megan 10/10
Megan by Sorcerer April 18, 2018
Fake ass bitch, short as fuck. No friends, although when she gets one which is rare she talks shit about them. Violent and fat, cry’s for everything, no soul or heart, very shy, hella rude.
Girl: she’s a fucking fat ass
Girl 2: ikr that’s Megan
Megan by Girl2385 June 12, 2018
The most perfect girl you’d ever meet.... impossible to not fall in love with. She’s quirky, adorable, loves musicals, singing, and is absolutely perfect.... although she’s taken... by a girl named Emma.
Is that Megan?
Ya but she’s taken... by Emma
Megan by Qvone October 21, 2018
A very beautiful girl, who is shy at first but bold as soon as you get to know her. She is very kind and hard working. She wears her duck marten boots and her thrift shop clothes with full confidence. She is very stylish and she knows it. She gets every persons attention just by being herself. If you get close with a Mégane be sure to keep her cause someone else will try to steal her from you. She will bring you happiness and laughter for the rest of your life. You will never be bored with her so don't loose her.
Mégane looks so cute and beautiful everyday.
Mégane by Obi-Wan Kenobii February 20, 2019
A girl who is convinced shes gods gift to the earth, when in reality she drives everyone around her insane with her narcissistic tendencies and constant life drama. She will also steal yo tendies and yo hunny mussy.
Yo dude, that girl I slept with last night was a complete Megan.
Megan by 21st century Jesus February 28, 2019