Washing machine 

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.

Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?

Washing machine by orekhao February 10, 2023

TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

TIME MACHINE by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023

slime machine 

(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.

I'm heading to the slime machine.

slime machine by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Yeehaw machine 

A pickup truck. Usually a larger model such as a ford F150

Person 1: *forgets the name of a truck and calls it a yeehaw machine

Person 2: *dies laughing*

Yeehaw machine by Mars87 February 17, 2023

cnc machine

An expensive high maintenance machine

She (or He) is built like a CNC Machine

cnc machine by Neme-san February 23, 2023

Sardine Machine 

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.

I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one

Sardine Machine by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023

za machine 

A person that most likely has the name of Emmett, Josh, or Nick and is as random as it gets. They are weird and like to make the light skin face. They are very fun not because of there jokes but because of there stupidity

“You it emmet the za machine,”
“He is so fucking stupid”

za machine by Blackniggaberry April 14, 2023