machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

Propaganda Machine

A really cool Thrash/Groove Metal band from Kentucky.

Person 1: "Have you heard Propaganda Machine's new self-titled EP available on all streaming services?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "You really should, it has some bangers on it. My favorite song is The Scarred Domain."
Person 2 (after listening to it): "Personally, my favorite song is Imperial Democracy."

Person 1: "Yeah, that song is good too."

by zbguitar January 2, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 3, 2021

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024