Any Time Machine

ATM also known to the well educated populous as the automated teller machine.

Could you please direct me to the nearest Any Time Machine, I would like to make a withdrawal.

Yo Tella! Ware dat Any Time Machine be at?!! I stack paper all day! 24/7!

by Krystianity March 2, 2010

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

mackinly

Mackinly is the the most, ummm “interesting” characters to say the least.

He can be rather shy at times but when you get to know him he can be your best friend. Mackinly is a secretly a romantic type and when it comes to love he’s the best with his words. If you ever meet a Mackinly you’d never forget it

Hey! Did you see how Mackinly delivered that presentation, he nailed it!

I should introduce you to my friend Mackinly he’s amazing

by G.J. Luxuries August 3, 2018

machine gun smoking

The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.

hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking

by egopimp August 14, 2006

Trumpian Hate Machine

A slang term for America’s current class of outrageously wealthy white supremacists who have remained in power since America was born.

That fine, upstanding and mind-bogglingly well-funded network known as the Trumpian Hate Machine is steadily gaining traction while the rest of us sleep!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

Macintrash

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.

Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!

by Aribeth April 19, 2005