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Machine Gun

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.
by stagecoaches are lame January 19, 2023
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.
The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.
Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?
by orekhao February 10, 2023
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TIME MACHINE

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023
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slime machine

(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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Yeehaw machine

A pickup truck. Usually a larger model such as a ford F150
Person 1: *forgets the name of a truck and calls it a yeehaw machine

Person 2: *dies laughing*
by Mars87 February 17, 2023
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