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Today is they day you get to go up to your friends and Say It’s May 3. on this day you get to beat up your friend leaving them on the ground and when they ask why you did it tell them it was because it’s their birthday
*Friend in the ground with a black eye* “Why would you do this?”

It’s May 3
May 3 by Miles Trace November 2, 2019
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May 23rd 

for all the couples, the boys have to buy their gf a juul .
boy: oh shit ! It’s May 23rd!
May 23rd by Kimberly is ugly May 22, 2019
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May 23rd is the day most deity’s are born. It is a sacred day specifically to those named Audriana.
Dude! It’s May 23!!!!!!
May 23 by maybeerayidk October 16, 2019

may two-four 

canadian term for the 24th of may (when spring has started and before exams), an international party day on which each person is assumend to have drunk a two-four. may 24th, 2004 was particulatrly spectacular.
Whose party are you going to on may two-four?
may two-four by tj__ July 16, 2008
The day the most famous young rich black man was born
The best Black man in America was born may 2
May 2 by Thebest34 May 28, 2018
A: let's watch hentai together!
B: ...why?
A: It's May 6
May 6 by Taeskookies May 6, 2020
Fuck your friend day!
May 13 by Kyzorein May 12, 2020