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Get the Ur mom mug.Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.
'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'
by anonymous December 15, 2022
Get the Wine mom mug.A woman raising 1 or more children without the father present. Just like anyone else, they can either be toxic and annoying or very kind, caring people. They often get shit on, regardless of thier circumstances for being single moms. This is because they have a bad rap from single moms that were single due to being spiteful and abusive. Any single mom tends to be a target for incels. They are often expected to isolate themselves from all future dating and romance and deemed unworthy of love. They are expected to focus only on the kids and working full-time. At the same time, people get upset when single moms make it a "personality trait".
She's a single mom who left her ex husband and got custody of the kid. Her husband developed a drinking problem and cheated on her. It's her fault she is a single mom. People don't change or switch-up in a marriage.
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Get the Single Mom mug.A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
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Get the Jarretts mom mug.A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.
Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!
Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
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