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Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.
Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
by Fireofury October 22, 2014
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Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.
Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.
by BarryLinton May 16, 2022
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Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.
Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log
I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log
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Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
by The poop dog June 10, 2018
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