LinkedIce

A term describing LinkedIn's strict, Gestapo-style verification process that requires government-issued ID, like a driver's license or passport, to access basic features such as job searching or connecting with "thought leaders" and "employment gurus." It underscores the platform's restrictive barriers to what should be open career networking, while highlighting the loss of access to corporate buzzwords, self-promotion, and posts about "ecosystems" and "amazing growth potential" for those who value freedom.

"I got slammed with LinkedIce when I tried signing up for LinkedIn—wanted my ID just to browse job posts and read about 'synergistic team ecosystems'!"

by Raquel de la Roche August 18, 2025

Linksrelativierer

A person who is a liberal and lives in denial of reality, because if he would accept reality, then he would have to change his mind and move away from his left viewpoints. But by denying facts or relativizing facts, he can continue living comfortably in his own fictitious world.

The Linksrelativierer's moralisation is annoying everyone again.

by Flexing_ August 23, 2025

lanker

More harsh form of the word lanklet (tall skinny person)

Fucking lanker.

by ipseudonymac December 5, 2025

lintercom

when someone is speaking through an intercom but it genuinely sounds like there is a heck ton of lint in the speaker

intercom: (unintelligible)
you (probably): that's one hell of a lintercom

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 20, 2025

Linner

when you're asking someone what they want for lunch and dinner but speaking normally is too inefficient

person: what do you want for linner?
person 2: that's not a thing
person 1: yeah it is, lunch, dinner, weaves fingers before suppert.

by dnlthshr January 4, 2026

sticker lickers

Public school teachers who reward kids by giving them stickers for everything they do...no matter what grade level they teach.

I had to go to an all day meeting with a room filled with sticker lickers.

by John Peskey November 11, 2006

Nub Licker

Nub Licker means that someone thinks they're good at something, but are really not. See "nub"

Andy halos not that hard! stop diying, you're being a Nub Licker!

by Jack Buxmizzel December 28, 2007