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Jacob Johnson

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023
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Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.
"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023
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Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)
Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE
by zgoosr July 21, 2023
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Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!
Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂
by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023
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Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better
Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
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Johnson Twist

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
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