Madison hope Johnson

She is perfect in every way she is loving caring she is the perfect girlfriend and she will be with Michael white for ever
Madison hope Johnson is my girl friend
by Gehehd November 07, 2018
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Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.
Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.
by AMDolt November 16, 2023
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Johnson Juice

"Yo, how much Johnson juice did you make this summer?"
by Kirbo_The_God January 12, 2024
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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 24, 2023
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Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force
I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.
by April 26, 2021
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Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in
You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!
by Funny-Face November 26, 2023
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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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