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Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

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Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

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Johnny

Someone that was born ready

Person 1: Are you ready Johnny?
Johnny: Ready is my middle name

by Soniahaha April 18, 2023

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Hot Johnny

In the film industry, a Hot Johnny is last minute work that needs to be done asap.

"Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"

by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023

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Johnny

A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.

I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.

I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!

by MrBeepBo0p April 30, 2023

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