brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.

I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey

by sifted June 27, 2014

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Jersey Jandal

when someone poops on someone else's foot

Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.

by AMILLSGGB June 16, 2010

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A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.

New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

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Jersey Shore Rule

In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”

“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”

by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022

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