Jersey

Jersey (noun): used in place of Marijuana, or weed, dope, grass. Since being inconspicuous is the name of the game, any code word will help.

you will use a "good" players name when talking about "dank" weed. and vice-versa for "bush" weed.

1.) "Hey man, you got any Ovechkin jerseys?"

2.) "Hey man, running low on loot, got any JJ Reddick jerseys?"

by Stuttgart July 27, 2010

Jersey Stomp

A dance move regional to the Garden State. One hand, clenched in a fist, pumping in rhythm to the beat of the music with the same side foot stomping on the ground in unison (i.e. Right Hand Pump / Right Hand Stomp). Mostly associated with House Music.

Jake walked into the club and upon hearing the sick beat, began to do the Jersey Stomp.

by Mazzella December 31, 2008

jersey jumper

This is when the male hangs out in an alleyway and grabs a girl as she passes by, then yells obscenities at her while having doggystyle sex with her.

I was in camden last night and got horny so i had to pull a jersey jumper.

by captain incredible January 11, 2009

Jersey Boy

A diss to a certain person who is acting gay.

Rowan: "Look at my new pink shoes! :D"

Chrissy: "WOW!!! what a Jersey Boy"

by Stephanie J Q April 14, 2010

hockey jersey

The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.

I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.

by Slick18 December 14, 2007

Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey

Yo, Patterson New Jersey is the shit man!

by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011

Jersey Turnpike

when you shove a rapier called a turnpike up somones ass an old form of medevil tourtue

You can picture it yourself please

by flaming kitty May 13, 2005