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Post Showtime Depression

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023
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Post Snyder Clarity

That weird ass feeling of helplessness/existential crisis you get struck with after watching a Zack Snyder or Snyder-like film.
Man, I just watched the Snyder Cut and it fucking gave Post Snyder Clarity!
by TheGatorAndTheCat May 6, 2022
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Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022
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post jacks syndrome

Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:

flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover

tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness

slight depression

In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Yeah lad i’ve some mad post jacks syndrome after last night
by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022
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by uhhh... RANDOM PERSON January 31, 2021
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Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 8, 2021
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Post-Gothic Christianity

post-gothic christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering black christian traditions in north america, philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
man, you would be better off listening to post-gothic christianity stuff if you're trying to question your christian background.
by CoaltownBrown November 5, 2021
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