hold your mud

(origin unknown, possibly from 1800s) 1. stay strong; hang in there; 2. don't let them see the mud in your boots is waying you down.
"I know what we are about to do is risky but I'm counting on you Mike -- you've got to hold your mud."
by SVS July 27, 2006
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MUD DUCK

VERY UNATTRACTIVE PERSON WHO WADDLES WHEN THE WALK
YOUR WIFE IS QUIET THE MUD DUCK TOM
by GRAND PHEE March 26, 2009
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funny mud pee

It sounds (Fang Ni Ma De Pi)in Chinese. which means Your Mather is farting. Used by Chinese going Twitter and read some Fake politician language. Its more likely booshit in English.
Trummmmp: I am the great person in this world.

X: Funny mud pee.
by V587fred March 25, 2020
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dirty mud duck

A dirty, ugly, smelly, stupid, shit talking, slut that has sex with more than one guy in the same day without a shower in between.
I would touch the dirty mud duck with your dick !!!
by daspa April 09, 2011
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Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first
Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010
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Sichuan Butt Mud

A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.
After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.
by Some Lao Wai May 08, 2006
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korean mud flap

When the vaginal lips are so long on a Korean woman that they can pull them down between their legs and tuck them in between their ass cheeks.
Mike: “So, how was fucking Mia last night?”
Dan: “Nothing happened, bitch had Korean Mud Flaps.”
by -bruh- February 04, 2020
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