A phrase used a a warning towards a 3rd party in a confrontation whom you may/or may not have issues with that if they keep on doing/saying certain things, a fight can ensure.
Chanel: “And you, Punkie Brewster, come get your client before you don’t have any hair to work with and for the record: you can get it too”
by ajcub225 July 27, 2019
Alt: Two Can Jackie Chan
A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
Mate 1: Jim's been to hospital again!
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy May 10, 2012
“Can I Get A BRUH..” is a phrase when there is a bruh moment. Someone would say “Can I Get A BRUH..” and someone else would say “BRUH”
Sierra fell on the floor..and said “Can I get a BRUH..”
Kortney dropped all of her belongings in the middle of the crowd and said “Can I get a BRUH..”
Kortney dropped all of her belongings in the middle of the crowd and said “Can I get a BRUH..”
by Kortney and Kameron February 13, 2020
"Can I borrow a Feeling?
Can you lend me a Jar of Love?
Hurtin' Hearts need some healing,
Take my hand with your glove of love."
Can you lend me a Jar of Love?
Hurtin' Hearts need some healing,
Take my hand with your glove of love."
by Magnum TOKYO May 19, 2006
by Quint1990 August 24, 2015
This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.
"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."
That's awesome! I can count to potato.
That's awesome! I can count to potato.
by Chipperlew March 22, 2012
Can I get A hoyah is something You Say when You are in a cool circumcstence.( usually screamed loudly And in a bizzare voice )
by VioletHere April 23, 2017