bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.

Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!

by D-Word72 March 20, 2017

bed-wetter

Someone who openly doubts and/or worries excessively about a political strategy and related outcome. Someone who does not have the guts to tackle controversial political issues whose outcome is difficult to address.

When you come up with a buzz words like Defunding Police to convey a concept like rethinking the police as the panacea for all social problems there will be a lot of politicians will become a bed-wetter.

by mlhiss June 9, 2020

Bed falling

When one pulls shirt over ones head and falls off the bed

I just googled bed falling and was on YouTube for hours

by Barrison Family April 2, 2020

Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

by just like honey April 4, 2023

Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.

"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."

by MedjeedIX July 2, 2023

born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024

Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.

Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.

by anonymous March 19, 2024