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Green Porn

To love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. It is okay to talk green porn to other like-minded individuals. Beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the Homer glazed over look.
That "Hosta la vista" baby group on Facebook is Green Porn man.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.
by Saladmaster November 4, 2012
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green getter

a ugly person whos tall and got freckles or plays roblox a lot
yooo mark looks like a green getter
yo look at that green getter

your such a stupid green getter troy!
by sushsus June 23, 2023
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first green

In communal cannabis smoking, first green is the first hit of a freshly rolled joint or freshly packed bowl. Often the smoothest and cleanest hit, smokers will trade off who gets "first green" when a bowl is refilled, going out of turn to do so.
Tom: (taking the last hit) Can I get first green on the next pipe?
Mikey: Sure, you can go again, I had it last time.
by phbbbhbhbbb January 1, 2009
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Green Key

A word pronounced with an emphasis on the "green" and key is said sharply. The definition of Green Key is an imaginary object lost to try and talk to a person or start a conversation.
"Mister, I lost my green key?" said Kelly.
"Ah, your green key?" said Austin
"I found your green key." said a girl in the distance
by Brian Dylan October 29, 2010
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Goon-Green

The nasty illness occuring whenst a goon drinking participant has slammed a sack of goon (Fruity lexia non the-less), and has vomitted on themselves and has contracted a serious case of goon-Green.
Jim: Bro, did you see matt slam a whole sack in 1 hour!
Bill: 'kin oath I did mate, he has a serious case of the goon-Greens now but!
Matt: urhhhh... (Vomits onself)
by Goon-green October 3, 2010
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Green Day

A band that was used to be good but now sucks. Older fans think the younger fans don't know them for there last 2 albums but that's bullshit, I'm a younger fan and my first green day album was dookie.
Old fan- you don't really like green day you've only listened to there new stuff

me- shut the fuck up I hate the new stuff, my favorite albums dookie.
by Xtrem15 December 30, 2009
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Green Party

(n) a wake-up call for both the Democrats who abandoned their party and the Democratic party itself
If only 1% of the people who voted for the Green Party candidate had voted for Gore, George W. Bush would have lost Florida and the 2000 election. It is in the best interest of both Greens and Democrats to dismantle the Bush Administration, and the only way to do that is to put aside differences and come together for purposes of the 2004 election. Even Michael Moore concedes in his latest book, "The Greens are in much better shape when it comes to true commitment and passion, but let's be honest - this is not the year of the Greens (and even the Greens know it)."
by fduck January 21, 2004
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