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Anyone who behaves like an asshole by texting at inappropriate times.
If you text while in a movie - you're a text-hole. If you text while you're at a wedding or a funeral - you're a text-hole. If you text while driving - you're a dangerous text-hole. If you are driving a car with four of your friends as passengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow's newspaper headline should read "Five Text-Holes Killed in Tragic Car Crash". The tragedy in this case being the damage to car.
text-hole by Johnny Heretic September 27, 2013

the two hole 

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.
That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.
the two hole by Andy January 29, 2003

rock my hole 

First used in the Mindless Self Indulgence song Clarissa, this phrase can be used two ways.

1) Literally; asking/commanding a male to have sex with you

2) Figuratively; simallar to "ftw" (fuck the world).
1) The fan at the MSI concert screamed "ROCK MY HOLE JIMMY URINE!"

2) Rock my hole, motherfuckers!
rock my hole by Ra-chan December 20, 2007

Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.
Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...

china hole 

The feeling of upset stomach, gas, diarrhea and general gastrointestinal malcontent. China hole is usually caused by eating fast food or other questionable food products.
1) Oh my God, Britney! That Nacho Cheese Chalupa from Taco Bell has given me serious china hole! Hurry...Pull the car over at that 7-eleven so I can hell my pants!

2) The sushi here always gives me china hole!
china hole by oxxer January 23, 2008

beef hole 

A way of describing a womans vagina... what's between the beef curtains
I pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her beef hole
beef hole by Ms B April 1, 2008