Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.

While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.

by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008

Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

Hammer

The metal item that Nathaniel (aka Nessenyul) can never find, no matter how many times he calls for it. Often referred to as a "hahma".

"Where's the hammer??" Nathaniel asked the air.

by THE HAMMAAAAH October 25, 2018

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Hammer

Another word for Heroin. Aka Golden Brown.

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!

by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020