google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

Google

the biggest online search engine

You know I can google that in like 3 seconds right.

by redbandit 4 July 16, 2019

Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019

google

a computer version of a smartass but everyone loves it, except for old people

I legit got spell check by google 6 times already

by got yo neck October 16, 2019

Google

Google is how I found this shit.

okay google,... oooookay gooooogle,... OOOKAY GOOGLE,... fuck you.

by MCDumbledore February 4, 2016