Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .

R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!

by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021

Kingston Frontnacs

The Kingston Frontnacs are the worst hockey team in the OHL

Hey, are u gonna pull the Kingston Frontnacs tonight?

by Ur Mothers Husband November 20, 2021

thermonuclear fronthand

a slap with such force it can cook a raw chicken

friend 1:i gave jon a thermonuclear fronthand and now hes dead.

friend 2: WHY?!?!

by zach :egg: October 11, 2021

jim front snuggle

A jim front snuggle is the worst type of snuggle. Generally speaking, a jim seeking comfort will ambush its prey before nestling in on top of it. In order for a jim front snuggle to be entirely ‘Jim front’, the jim must always be the one on top with his head on the chest of its victim.

Oh gawd I sure do hate Jim front snuggles!

by Ihatejimfrontsnuggles November 23, 2021

Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War

"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"

by REB1941 April 24, 2022

thats front

A term used to agree or accept something. In gamboling, the best part is always when you get fronted money. It's basically a synonym for sounds good, that's sick, that's awesome, fuck ya.

Bro 1: Hey Kyle, I got the Ritz booked for two nights with Brittany and her sister this wknd.

Kyle: Yoo thats front

Bro 1: Hey Kyle, I got the Ritz booked for two nights with that blonde chick and her sister this wknd.

Kyle: Yoo thats front

by Darciedeviquic34 June 1, 2022

Joe fontano

An avid steroid user, gym rat.
Spends much of their 20’s in high school, despite missing many classes.

Hey what is joe fontano doing here, shouldn’t he of graduated last year?

by anonymous June 16, 2022