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Fast Fox

(According to a 73 year old dude, a regular customer of mine at the bar where I bartend… after his 9th beer)

It means you’re swift… and prettier than all the stars in the sky.

(This was the definition he gave me after I thought he had just called me a FAT FUCK lol 🤣🤣🤣)

Upon further research, I learned that it also means “Promiscuous”! … that dirty bird!)
“Can you close my bar tab, you fast fox?”
by #smalltownbartender November 23, 2022
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Fox News

A news show starting with the intent of relaying news about fox's, and fox related things turned very political channel for smilingly no reason. In an interview, multiple talk show hosts have said that the foxes spoke to them, and that the only politics they knew were from the mouth of the animal itself. while some viewed these as jokes, they were neither said in a joking tone, and the words themselves had no joke in it. At first It was believed that the switch was due to lack of fox related content, but the hosts deny this whole-heartily saying "it's what the foxes thought was best."
Guy 1: do you like Fox News?
Guy 2: yeah! I love it.

Guy 1: huh? I thought you were really left leaning..
Guy 2: what the fuck do foxes have to do with politics?

Guy 1: ohhh. You haven't seen the show since the switch.
Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about?
by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021
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guy fox

one of the devil names, if you say to someone guy fox probably he will walk away after slapping you
Me:You are guy fox
Him:Don't talk to me or my son ever again..
by SloopYB00by June 29, 2017
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Silver Fox

by Ellie hb December 7, 2021
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Fox Chest

Said To a Young Lady, Most likely a Teenager Who Hasn't Grown Breast Yet or Has Very Small Breasts Thus is Flat Chested (Usally Said by Someone Who Wants to Hook Up with the Girl but is Too Old for Her)
Random Guy: i Think That Girl Has a Got a Fox Chest
by baliebox4916 January 22, 2019
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Fox Tube

A good old porn website for kids
"Hey mom can you buy me fox tube premium?" What the fuck is that? "It's porn mom" IL buy it for you as long as I can watch it"
by Fuxmo May 10, 2018
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Fox Jaw

A female truck driver with a "Foxy" voice but is of questionable attractiveness.
Breaker breaker, did you pick that up rusty nail? You take the lead. I got a fox jaw fixin for a fun time over.
by Skidmark69420 February 26, 2025
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