In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.
"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."
by Bitticks February 1, 2008
Get the Drop a bomb from five foot up mug."So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."
by huckabees August 20, 2008
Get the hung like a nine foot suicide mug.Similar to fisting, this involves a foot or feet (feetsing). Preferably size 13 or larger into an orifice of choice.
So John and I were Footsing last night, and it was so good It felt like he had his soccer cleats on, I'm almost ready for a feetsing .
by Colemeforreal March 10, 2016
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by LA JAKO March 19, 2019
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Get the azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot mug.The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.
See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005
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