by The dumpster fire May 29, 2018
Get the Dumpster firemug. Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"
by vinroy7 May 29, 2016
Get the Shits Firedmug. by WhatsGood10 April 20, 2008
Get the fire spotmug. Two of the most dreaded words in the English language. You have lost your job.
Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes fear and trepidation into the hearts of working men an women everywhere. So disturbing is the effect that its emotional impact is on a par with other life changing phrases such as: "I'm pregnant","I'm gay" and "Tax Audit".
"Your fired!" has fallen into disuse as of late to be replaced euphemistic expressions , non confrontational methods and often, pure deception:
...sadly,your position has been eliminated...
...the uncertain economy has dictated that we reduce manpower costs...
...as a result , your services will no longer be required....
...due to our recent corporate restructuring plan we are reducing our manpower...
...meet my son David. He will be following you around for the next couple of weeks to learn the business...
On the other hand, "Your fired!" can be a good thing. If your working for a suck ass, loser company, appearing on the endless stream of "The Apprentice" knock offs or simply fed up at work, Your Fired can be a liberating experience.
Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes fear and trepidation into the hearts of working men an women everywhere. So disturbing is the effect that its emotional impact is on a par with other life changing phrases such as: "I'm pregnant","I'm gay" and "Tax Audit".
"Your fired!" has fallen into disuse as of late to be replaced euphemistic expressions , non confrontational methods and often, pure deception:
...sadly,your position has been eliminated...
...the uncertain economy has dictated that we reduce manpower costs...
...as a result , your services will no longer be required....
...due to our recent corporate restructuring plan we are reducing our manpower...
...meet my son David. He will be following you around for the next couple of weeks to learn the business...
On the other hand, "Your fired!" can be a good thing. If your working for a suck ass, loser company, appearing on the endless stream of "The Apprentice" knock offs or simply fed up at work, Your Fired can be a liberating experience.
Bush: Brownie, Your Fired !
Brownie: Yesss!
Mr Spacely: Jetson! Your Fired !
George Jetson: But Mr Spacely...
Donald Trump: Gary, Your Fired !
Gary Coleman: Damn...back to being a security guard.
Brownie: Yesss!
Mr Spacely: Jetson! Your Fired !
George Jetson: But Mr Spacely...
Donald Trump: Gary, Your Fired !
Gary Coleman: Damn...back to being a security guard.
by BeenThere-DoneThat May 12, 2009
Get the Your Fired !mug. A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers ass on fire. Has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
by Jim E. Junk May 23, 2006
Get the Ass firemug. The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.
After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.
by AntEnt March 25, 2011
Get the Fire-Hosemug. A device with a striped down version of Android that is only useful if you install a different launcher and root its settings to your liking.
Its basicly a $200 Tablet with no camera or microphone, and with the layout amazon wants locked in. It also has about 2% of the apps that you could get from google play availible on its own appstore (you can't get anything from the google play website).
If you like having all the latest apps and being able to get updates at all, this is not the device for you!
Its basicly a $200 Tablet with no camera or microphone, and with the layout amazon wants locked in. It also has about 2% of the apps that you could get from google play availible on its own appstore (you can't get anything from the google play website).
If you like having all the latest apps and being able to get updates at all, this is not the device for you!
Noob: Hey! I just got a kindle fire! And I'm gonna install minecraft pocket edition, skype, and the urban dictionary app!
Previous buyer: Do you know how to sideload or root?
Noob: what's that?
Previous buyer: well than good luck getting those apps!
Previous buyer: Do you know how to sideload or root?
Noob: what's that?
Previous buyer: well than good luck getting those apps!
by Ninja034 November 7, 2012
Get the Kindle Firemug.