Douchebaginsons

A medical term used to refer to a person who has the inability to enjoy anything.

Taylor takes this pickup game way to seriously, he must have douchebaginsons.

by Dr. Jamaal August 20, 2011

Douchebaggery

The act of being a huge douchebag

I can't believe what Jeffrey did. That was Douchebaggery at it's finest.

by Billy Hickman September 27, 2011

Douchebaggery

The act of doing something that is unneeded and stupid.

As the team ran the football back after blocking the field goal, the team commited the act of douchebaggery and ran on the field and got a penalty.

by NickKimo November 4, 2011

douchebag

Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".

Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag

by gtmillion September 19, 2012

douchebag

A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects

Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"

by Mcstudly69 October 25, 2012

Douchebagnet

The combination of douchebag and magnet.

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.

by poopshooter July 18, 2012

Douchebaggy

When one is purposefully being a complete asshole but is usually not like that.

Mike: Hehe your wearing purple are you gay?
John: Why are you so douchebaggy right now? You're never like this?

by psudeoe August 4, 2012