Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.
When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.
by Drifixit March 15, 2019
Get the Douche twaddle mug.The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 6, 2009
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by Btchalorette February 27, 2012
Get the Drama Douche mug.Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
Damn; death by douche.
by YAWA April 15, 2023
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Get the Pre-Douche mug.Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
Get the Douche-noodle mug.Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
by jdupon21 January 4, 2010
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