donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it

that guy is believes in donutism

by pope donutist May 24, 2023

Glazed donut

When you rub cum around the outside ring of a belly button.

After sex I gave my husband a glazed donut.

by Pickles48 September 28, 2025

Powdered donut

When you pour coke in someone asshole and they fart it into your nose

My girl gave me powdered donut last night, it was so hot

by Kurapikas.piss (tictok) October 12, 2025

Birthday Donut

A crude term for a man’s asshole — the “special treat” he’s been sitting on since birth.

Phrase origin: combines “birthday suit” (naked) with “donut” (a round shape with a hole), creating a tongue-in-cheek term that’s equal parts ridiculous and vivid.

“He was talking big until someone threatened to glaze his birthday donut.”

by Birthday Donut October 14, 2025

Donut

A sweet, soft pastry, usually red, yellow and fluffy. Tends to have flame patterns. Referred to as a "Rengoku" or "Kyojuro"

"Ky🍩jur🍩 Reng🍩ku"
"Akaza makes the best donuts"

by Pyromaniacal Cat December 22, 2025

Dutch donut

A ring of saliva and ejaculate that is formed around a persons mouth after giving aggressive oral sex

That girl kept blowing me after I came in her mouth, I had to offer a wet nap to wipe the Dutch donut off her face when she was done

When that girl sat on my face after I came in her, I had a huge Dutch donut around my mouth. I looked like a rabid animal when she was done

I smiled with pride looking at the Dutch donut my girlfriend gave me after she sat on my face. She grinded on my face so hard the ring went from my nose to the collar of my shirt

by Unk057 January 1, 2026

Chase the donut

A 3 person sexual activity involving one donut. The donut is placed on one’s penis (preferably hard). As one individual eats the donut in a “corn-on-the-cob” fashion, oral sex is performed by the last member.

-Hey, down for chase the donut with me and Matt after work?
-Sure!

by Tettroc January 2, 2026