crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010

Johnny rotten crotch

The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.

Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”

by Rotten Johnny June 11, 2019

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

by 1666 February 23, 2018

crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 9, 2019

Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025