crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Crotch rocket

A queen so hard it shoots you in the air.

My queen was so hard it felt like a crotch rocket.

by Crotch rocket May 20, 2022

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012

Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

by Witch rider July 1, 2024

Cherry Crotch

Another version of moose knuckle AKA male camel toe. When a male's pants are too tight and it splits their balls, causing a bulge in their crotch, resembling a pair of cherries.

Woah guy, fix that cherry crotch!

by f_ire_Ball_69 June 9, 2021