Crotch Hex

noun

see also: booty-boss, sex-sway, ladydick-domination, labia-leadership, clit-control

Definition: A term used to describe the seemingly magical and inexplicable control a woman gains over a man after engaging in coitus.

"Charlie can't come out tonight, Lucy is using her crotch hex to keep him home"

by Je77a July 25, 2022

crotch wave

that feeling when you are suddenly moved up suddenly and you get a weird feeling in your crotch.

Chris: Dude You went down too fast on the seesaw I got crotch wave
Charlie: Oh sorry man

by friggles December 18, 2021

crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN October 24, 2012

Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.

Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.

by Ivanna play October 19, 2023

jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.

Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.

by facepwn March 15, 2014