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twin cousins 

Its when you and your cousin acts very similar to each other that people calls y'all twins but some things are different about y'all.
Guy: is that your twin sister?
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins
twin cousins by Kamiannerella June 22, 2016

eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person
"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"
my consin knift me
consin by rebellsyax June 15, 2009

cooter cousins 

the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.
cooter cousins by Licky Pee April 11, 2010

coursing off 

male masturbation, the act of pleasuring one self.
Oh my God! I just walked in on my brother coursing off! Ew!!
coursing off by semobic February 16, 2008
The person that you do the dirty with in the bathroom at a family reunion. Usually ending is a retarded baby and a sexy step mom. (Only Applies in AlAbAmA.)
Whats the difference between Girlfriend and cAusin.