crack cookies

Cookies that are chocolatey and makes you feel like you are floating on a cloud of butterflies.

Haylee is totaly addicted to Rachel's "crack cookies"!

by 74682349 March 9, 2009

Booty Cookie

A rock-hard turd that feels like it is cutting into your booty hole while dropping a deuce.

Things began to go downhill when I felt the Booty Cookie making its way through my rectal pathway.

by Jizz Blaster May 20, 2009

Oreo Cookie

An offensive term meaning a white person wearing a black shirt.

John: Hey look it's an Oreo cookie.
Bob: Where do you think he's going, the biscuit convention?
John: HAHAHAHAHAH

by IDontliku January 17, 2019

cunt cookie

A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.

"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."

by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

cookie wrangler

When you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face

That guy was being a cookie wrangler in that chicks ass and she couldn't walk for two days

by kyle spejcher March 4, 2007

Pizza Cookie

Pizza cookies are infamously known around the world to millions of gamers in the Guild Wars Prophecies, Factions , and Nightfall series, as well as many other online games. A pizza cookie is a phrase used by the ubber leet sauce players during any part of the game which warrants a cookie. Like clearing FoW or winning HoH GvG PvP and so on. Pizza is a highly nutritional food which fuels gamers into the night. Naturally a brilliant mind put the idea of cookies together with pizza and created the craze now spreading all over the world. Players offer virtual pizza cookies as a gesture of thanks.

Sir Jon C: " zomg! we just pwnd everything "
Big Fizzy: " NUKES FTW!!!!!!! "
Sir Jon C: " gj e1 "
Time of Dot: " PIZZA COOKIES !"
Big Fizzy: " PCs own "
Time of Dot: " well off to bed ive been playing for 38 hours "

/resign

by FHunter March 28, 2007

cookie maker

One who often looks, acts, or thinks that are all that and a bag of potato chips, when really no girl will ever want to get with them.

Look at that boy over there...oh wait...he looks like a cookie maker. Nevermind.

by Virgil Sanders January 21, 2008