Cock Flossing

The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.

Also can be used as "flossing your cock."

Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.

Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.

by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018

Cock-Clock

When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.

Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!

by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010

Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

anaphylactic cock

A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.

We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.

by NorthernExposurePole February 4, 2015

cock batter

semen

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.

by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008

fuckity-cock

An exclamation of disappointment.

"I have an exam tomorrow and you are telling me that your mom's 65th birthday party is TONIGHT?! Aw, fuckity-cock!"

by drumscholar February 9, 2010

Crisp Cock

Having a Crisp Cock is a rare condition in which occurs when you form a bond unlike any other with The Boys. Once the bond is created, every one of friends, including you, aka, The Boys, will have crisp cock. Another important factor of having a Crisp Cock, means that every one of the boys shares their cocks. It is said to be the finest form of communism.

"Having Crisp Cock means, 'It's not my cock, it's our cock.'"

by CrispCock1/3 July 30, 2020