ass clown 

popularized by the film "office space" this refers to a dickface who has in some way wronged or annoyed you or is in general a prick, take for instance: Michael Bolton

exerpt from a scene in "office space"

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

ass clown by deadprez92 December 31, 2006

Ass Clown 

A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Ass Clown by GardenState July 15, 2008

Dire Clown 

1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.

2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.

Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!

Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?

Dire Clown by loop zoop June 21, 2011

class ass-clown 

someone in a class who yells out what he/she thinks is humorous, only to be found as not comical at all. Usally found in the back of the class.

Josh is a total class ass-clown. He repeated his supposed punchile three times. All three times, no one even laughed, when can he take a hint?

class ass-clown by alienhuman666 May 8, 2009

down like a clown 

same as down (with it) just sounds better!

You down with that bro?

Yea Down like a clown Charlie brown

down like a clown by Yagrandpa October 2, 2007

Cherry Clown 

A very embarrassed kid who is also a faggot. May be wearing a mask.

Daniel: Alan your brother is a fucking cherry clown.

Alan: yea he is such a queer, he needs to take off his goddamn mask.

Cherry Clown by kingownsyou February 16, 2009

punching the bald clown 

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

punching the bald clown by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005