Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016

Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.

Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"

by BlueberryBear May 25, 2016

hello bitch child

Fuck you

Hello bitch child, fuck you.

by Croissantmanimbored September 4, 2021

clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
soundcloud.com/cloutchild

i am going to kill myself clout child

by blobadooba March 18, 2022

child

1. Child - Noun. A person that is in the ages of 4-9.
2. Childish - Adjective. A person who is being foolish.
3. Child - Noun. Upset gamers may call someone who killed them a child with aim assist.
4.Kid - Noun A person that is playing video games with a toxic player.

1. Ooh look at how cute that child is!
2. Sam stop being so childish!
3. Bro he is just a child with aim assist!
4. Kid give me ammo and mats!

by tacoman69420 March 8, 2021

phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

child slave

child slavery is also known as school, should not be legal, it's often excused of being edecation, but it's far worse.

yo bro wanna come see my new child slave I just copped yesterday, it's down in my basement

by homoalphamale January 6, 2022