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A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.
A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.
The only reason we found Bin laden was because we used waterboarding and the secret screaming camel technique.
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Ted: No way, she's a dweeb!
Bob: C'mon, face it you're "Off the Camel" man!!
Ted: No way, she's a dweeb!
Bob: C'mon, face it you're "Off the Camel" man!!
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A Latin man who thinks he is very strong, hard and manly when really he is more like a soft marshmellow covered in a thin layer of chocolate
by 3rdgreenmonkey February 7, 2010
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Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.
Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.
Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.
Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.
Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.
Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire
Chameleon(continued)
Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.
Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.
Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.
Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.
Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire
Chameleon(continued)
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Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
by Olivia Blackwell June 10, 2011
Get the chameleonating mug.A hybrid of a Cougar and Chameleon. An older woman on the prowl for a younger man. This woman will be deceptively dressed in the garb of a 21 year old girl, that she likely stole from her step-daughter.
The chamelougar only comes out after midnight or 8 beers, whichever comes first, has an advanced sense of smell and is attracted to the combination of alcohol and Axe Body Spray. She will attempt to hide in the shadows or blend into the environment, by shouting "That's so hot" after taking a body shot.
The chamelougar only comes out after midnight or 8 beers, whichever comes first, has an advanced sense of smell and is attracted to the combination of alcohol and Axe Body Spray. She will attempt to hide in the shadows or blend into the environment, by shouting "That's so hot" after taking a body shot.
Dude, this girl took me home, she had pigtails and a tight A&F shirt. But I woke up with, what I am assuming, was her mom.
Dude, you were taken home by the not-so-elusive chamelougar. She's a tricky bitch. At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
Dude, you were taken home by the not-so-elusive chamelougar. She's a tricky bitch. At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
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Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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