Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.
by Cogi December 17, 2021
Someone who's so flamingly homosexual they are above standard gayness and emerge as a higher ranking queer on the faggotry meter.
Wow the sleeves on his shirt are extremely small, what a General Captain Fagliani, showing off all that sleevage.
by General Captain Straightman May 12, 2011
by Mr_mcdanglebeef May 23, 2022
The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.
Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
by wtf___xandrasON April 07, 2006
"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
by J to the V to the L April 04, 2012
Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
by Ink Spot Mike's wife May 17, 2007
When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022