Someone who's so flamingly homosexual they are above standard gayness and emerge as a higher ranking queer on the faggotry meter.
Wow the sleeves on his shirt are extremely small, what a General Captain Fagliani, showing off all that sleevage.
by General Captain Straightman June 6, 2011
Get the General Captain Faglianimug. by Mr_mcdanglebeef May 22, 2022
Get the Captain save-a-hoemug. Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.
by Cogi December 17, 2021
Get the Captain Jack Sparrowmug. The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.
Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
by wtf___xandrasON April 25, 2006
Get the Captain Jean-Luc Picardmug. "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012
Get the Captain Salty Tea-biscuitsmug. Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007
Get the Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterdaymug. When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
Get the Captain Morgan Spiced Bummug.