homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM

If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now

by sockondeez October 17, 2021

Friend of the Law

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.

"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.

by TheFurryWolfy March 5, 2018

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Am's Law

The concept that no matter how well you explain something, Bouwn will still find a way to be completely inapt at understanding it.

This girl has some serious case of Am's Law.

by cyboryxmen May 30, 2018

kieran law

Has a penis the size of the eiffel towers in italy. Will not hesitate to question your christianity.

Kieran law is here again, beware, hide your bible

by mrbeepboy January 9, 2018

Hall's Law

The phenomenon goes that when there are two male best friends, only one of them can have success with a girl at a time.

Jason: Hey that girl I met last night didn't text me back.
Connor: Wow. The girl I met 3 nights ago just texted me back saying her phone was lost and she was anxious to text me back.
Jason: Dude. Hall's Law.

by bolognaeggs January 20, 2016

dorian law

the unwritten rule.

when an animal lays on you; you are not allowed to get up. this is the dorian law

Hey Buddy, can you get me a soda?

Can't. Dorian law states I can't move.

by zingery July 26, 2020