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beaver rash

This happens during sex when a girl's 'beaver' gives you a friction burn.
Me: Man, Julie and I were going at it the other night, and she gave me a beaver rash!
Him: I hear there is ointment for that!
by Axyu2 October 10, 2016
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beaver teaser

Johnathan got me horny then left, what a beaver teaser.
by Howling Mad December 30, 2016
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Beaver burn

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.
Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.
by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018
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beaver chili

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.
by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018
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beaver bite

The remnants of blood left over from a lapdance having been performed by a lady-of-the-night on her period.
Bro, check out this beaver bite Destiny left on my jeans last night at Peek-a-boobs!
by Ticklish Tapir December 16, 2018
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Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.
Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
by msmaddiesiegel@gmail.com January 18, 2019
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Beaver Pond

You have to have three or more to go to the beaver pond. It’s a group event.
by AIDSAID April 5, 2019
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